the monsta has a strange, but funny story,
which one day we' ll tell you in all its glory.
until then we thought we’d tell you just a bit,
about the monster whose mouth is a fire pit.
we found him alone, homeless and tired,
but saw his mouth and said ‘you’re hired’.
he cooks pizza for us and is happy now,
ask him yourself, but you might singe an eyebrow.